Chapter 2: A Failure?

Chapter 1: Blacky The Hound

&lt;p&gt;The screen flickers as a colorful animation plays,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A deep, heavy voice remarks,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;Is there a monster in your closet? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you suspect your neighbor is a Demon and wants to steal your lawnmower?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Are you in love with a vampire?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is your ex-wife a witch?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you bake a Dragon's egg for breakfast and now a Phoenix is making a nest on your roof?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did a ghost steal your toilet paper?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Worry not, seek professional help. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We, from the Monster Department, have trained Dragon Slayers, Witch killers, and a special toilet-paper recovery division.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Live with hope, Love your family and pay us with a credit card.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;