10 Male Anime Characters I’d Totally Date (Because These Husbandos Have Me Down Bad) - FableVerse

Let’s be honest - every anime fan has had that moment. You’re watching an episode, and suddenly a character shows up with that smirk, that voice, that energy - and boom, you’re gone. Your standards? Ruined. Your heart? Claimed by someone who isn’t even real.

So, as a proud member of the “Simp for 2D Men” club, I’ve gathered my Top 10 Male Anime Characters I’d Totally Date - a perfect blend of chaos, charm, and raw emotional damage.

Let’s dive in. (And yes, I regret nothing.)

1. Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Let’s start with the obvious: Gojo Satoru is not just a man - he’s an experience. The blindfold, the confidence, the teasing grin that says, “You’re not ready for this” - yeah, we’re all victims here.

He’s hilarious, dangerously overpowered, and fully aware of how fine he is, which somehow makes it worse (or better?). Dating Gojo would be chaos, laughter, and probably a few near-death experiences. And honestly, sign me up, even if I’m only getting half of him.

2. Sanji (One Piece)

Sanji is what happens when chivalry meets pure chaos. He’s handsome, flirty, and could probably make you fall in love just by cooking breakfast. Sure, he’s a bit of a simp himself - but that’s part of the charm.

He’d pull out your chair, serve you a five-course meal, and call you “mademoiselle” in that smooth voice. Dating Sanji would feel like living in a constant romcom. You’d never have to touch a dish again - unless it’s the one he made just for you.

3. Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

Levi is a man of few words, but every single one hits like a truck. He’s stoic, composed, and moves with the precision of someone who could kill a Titan and clean your entire apartment in under an hour.

There’s something magnetic about his quiet intensity - he’s not the type to say “I love you,” but you’d know it from the way he looks at you. And if he ever did say it? Yeah, I’d ascend.

4. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

You can’t talk about anime men without mentioning Vegeta, the original hot-headed bad boy. He’s prideful, stubborn, and way too serious for his own good - but that’s exactly why we love him, even though half his height consists of his spiky hair.

Beneath that Saiyan arrogance is a man who’s fiercely loyal, protective, and surprisingly tender (in his own grumpy way). The man destroyed planets (and he can destroy me, too, by the way), but he also learned how to be a dad. Tell me that’s not husband material.

5. Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Silver hair. Mask. That calm, deep voice. Kakashi could read a grocery list and I’d still be blushing, although he probably would rather read that dirty book of his. He’s mysterious, effortlessly cool, and carries the kind of emotional depth that hits harder the more you get to know him.

He’s the definition of “quiet comfort” - the guy who’d hold your hand in silence and somehow make you feel like everything’s okay. 10/10 would read Icha Icha Paradise with him.

6. Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Zoro is that man who’d get lost on the way to your date, but you’d forgive him instantly because he’s just that hot. The green hair, the muscles, that sexy scar - ugh.

He’s loyal to the core, hardworking, and somehow manages to make “grumpy and half-asleep” look attractive. You’d never have to worry about being protected - Zoro’s got that covered (as long as he can find you).

7. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

There are anime crushes, and then there’s Itachi - the man who singlehandedly raised the bar for tragic, misunderstood characters. He’s calm, intelligent, and carries himself with this quiet dignity that’s impossible to resist.

He’s the kind of guy you’d write sad poetry about at 2 a.m. Beautiful, loyal, and heartbreakingly selfless. If he ever looked my way, I’d happily let him stab me everywhere in his Tsukoyomi.

8. Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Kyo is for the girls who love a little emotional damage with their romance. He’s fiery, stubborn, and sarcastic - but also deeply insecure and full of heart. That combination of vulnerability and strength? Take me.

He’s the kind of man who’d argue with you, storm off, then show up hours later in the rain just to apologize. Peak anime boyfriend energy.

9. Sukuna (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Look, I know he’s technically evil. But tell me Sukuna doesn’t have that dangerously attractive vibe that makes you question your morals. He’s confident, powerful, and walks around like he owns the place - because he basically does.

There’s something thrilling about the “villain you shouldn’t want but do anyway” dynamic. Would I survive dating him? Probably not. Would it be worth it? …Maybe.

10. Howl Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Because sometimes, you need a little magic in your love life. Howl is whimsical, dramatic, and utterly enchanting - a literal wizard with style, confidence, and emotional depth. Many girls like me were enthralled by Howl when we first got introduced to the Ghibliverse.

He’s mysterious but caring, self-absorbed but sweet - and that voice (hello, Christian Bale in the dub) still has me weak. Dating Howl would be peak coquette girl fantasy, so sign me up.

Final Thoughts

From smug sorcerers to emotionally scarred swordsmen, anime really said, “Let’s ruin everyone’s dating standards forever.” And they succeeded. There’s a reason why I’m still single, chat.Them.

Whether it’s Gojo’s teasing grin, Sanji’s romantic energy, or Vegeta’s gruff loyalty, these men represent everything that makes anime husbandos irresistible: power, passion, and just enough emotional trauma to keep things interesting.

But while I wait for some genius nerd to invent an Isekai machine, I spend my time chatting with Gojo, Kakashi, and Sanji on FableVerse. I’m sorry guys, I just can’t resist the charm they’re all oozing through the screen. Thank god there are Character Fables, otherwise, how else could I make Gojo like me?